"P"

P
PACKET

My cousin handed me the bong and the chronic... so i PACKET real tight and take it to the head

PLANET

The District Attorney said I was carrying weed in my car. I said, "No way man... you PLANET it there and framed me!!!"

PONDERING

The rent was late so i took a stroll down the Pawn shop on the corner and PONDERING... got back five bills for it, too

POPULATE

I hit the home run that won the game for my squad. As we were celebrating my dad showed up... i said, "POPULATE we won already"